Groove is in the heart - Botox is in the soul
The supercomputers at the Mensa Research Facilities have gone haywire. While processing the Word Riot EP they produced a syntax error codex the size of Dr. Kevorkian’s neural empathy centre. Our backstabbing serpent attorneys are hot on the heels on the case, awaiting the blockbuster sequel with dialogue like bad pulp literature. Click the Mensa Mongoloid to read all about it.
That's the Spirit!
This Sect received news of this little piece of news clipping today:
What the article lacks in size (it’s only 8,5 cm wide and 16 cm high) it regains in its good-natured appreciation of your favourite sect. And it is a welcome variation on the rather sensasionalist headlines This Sect usually gets, like:
-This Sect spontaneously self-combusts on stage-Mysterious sect awakens from 427-year long slumber
-Wake up, Waco! -Survivalist camp rocks out to This Sect
-Entire village of teenagers lured into sect baptism
-Strange spores found on body of nubile sectist follower
Roughly translated into Sect Speak the article goes something along the lines of “We really like This Sect, We’d rank them as #3 on the list of our favourite bands.” [Sect Speak © 2005 This Sect]
Social workers can dig it!
60 Norwegian social workers found themselves suddenly participating in a frenzied dance craze yesterday when This Sect's "Word Riot EP" was played on the stereo at the seminar they attended.
It turned out that Anette Guldahl, social Darwinist worker and loyal Sect fan, had managed to slip the EP past the security guards. A rumour stating that people on welfare will recieve a copy of the "Word Riot EP" next month has not been confirmed. So get your copy now: merch@thissect.com.
